a website for my sister

documenting weird, funny, cute, stupid things she says, and moments.

(starting this site, you're 8 years old - i'm 22)

29/4/2025: we were trying out takis really hot ones, and dad was about to eat it when you started to beg him not to because it was strong and his throat would hurt, and you started to sob so he chose not to. then mom asked why you didnt care about her not eating something strong and you yelled that she wasn't old but he was lmfaooooo

26/4/2025: you said ur fave clubs are fck and chelsea.... AND you smashed your big head into my eye

18/4/2025: it's our brother's birthday and u took some jellybeans cus they were meant to be good, but our brothers put in the ones from bean boozled and u ate a bad one and cried. then u came back and ate another one for some reason, and that one also tasted terrible... u kept crying, was so funny

17/4/2025: you lost a bet on wii football with our brothers and u had to eat a jellybean, pear or booger, and u got booger and criiiied. u said u lost cus the tv was broken

14/4/2025: you actually seriously suck at math.

11/4/2025: you came and asked to look at my makeup today, you were so shy and talking with ur baby voice which u do when u want to be cute and get permission, aaand i let u play w my makeup. later: lol, u came to me and asked why its day on rainbow beach (some place in australia) and i told u about timezones and u went :O hahahah

10/4/2025: i gave you a drawing that i made of you today, you had asked me to make one mooonths ago cus u saw a drawing i'd made for our brothers when i was 11 or smth. anyways, mom and dad rly loved it, you were really shy so idk if you liked it or not.... but i think you do :p

5/4/2025: you went out w our brothers to buy snacks and bunch of pokemon cards, and ure upset cus H pulled an expensive card and u didnt get it.

22/3/2025: our brother discovered where you were hiding full on chips bags, pringles, chocolates and everything and it was so funny and you started crying - not cus you felt bad or thought we were mad, but because your 2nd hiding spot had been found lmfao

16/3/2025: GOSH you're SUCH A FUCKING BRAT TODAY!!!!!!! i told u to clean ur table and u didnt want to and then i asked you where your pet insects were, which btw are hella gross but its cute that u like them, guess what.... you took them out of their box - appropriate for insects cus there are holes for them to breathe - and then u put them in ur top model box without access to light or air, and decorated it with plastic furniture. and i told u they cant be there cus they'll die from lack of air and they'll be sad from the dark, and u got mad, and i gave u an ultimatum of putting them back in their previous box or outside. you then put them in their old box, but apparently you had put soap and water in it to clean it and u forgot and accidentally drowned them... you told me you let them go outside after they got wet and you were sobbing :( but me and mom think theyre alive since insects dont die that easily from soap and water

15/3/2025: you're SO annoying rn, we were playing with fimo clay and it was too dry and u were annoyed that mine was better than yours (and what i was making was for you and you knew), i kept telling you how to use the clay but you wasted like half of it cus you couldn't finish any of your projects. and you got rly upset cus you have never held a baby b4

11/3/2025: you wanted a miniature kitchen for 300 dollars so you could cook and i told you no and you started to cry.