17/6/2025: i've been changing your netflix profile picture to a monkey, and ur name to "farting __" because our brothers keep calling u farting L-- and call u a gorilla. i just wanted to see how you'd react and you've been blaming them ofc hahah, and they deny it and say it was probably the other brother. im not gonna admit to it being me, i'll see how long i can keep going for without being accused lol
14/6/2025: you washed your nintendo switch controllers and they dont work LMFAO..... i actually cant believe you. and then i said you could just use the red ones, but you also washed those!?!? :sob: im screaming. you're sobbing. how tf
6/6/2025: i felt bad that you kept listening to 20 second songs on itunes so i downloaded spotify for you, cus i couldnt find a good alternative app for kids. you JUST came into my room to show me another one of your fart remixes of a song, and ure obsessed with the minion remixes too. you're a TERROR, i didnt know i'd pay the price for being a good sister
31/5/2025: you love sabrina carpenter, you're googling about her being in denmark rn.
24/5/2025: you're digging for worms for baby birds, i told u they cant eat em without the mother but ure still going for 1 day now
12/5/2025: we were playing football and were about to go in when i saw a snail on ur boot and u started screaaaaaaaaaming and it was so fucking funny, i tried to calm u down but u couldnt think out of fear and i got ur laces opened and u struggled to kick them off, i couldnt stop laughing. you said you never wanted to see those boots again lmfao
11/5/2025: you were soo cute rn lmao, u kicked ur ball to the neighbours yesterday and today u went over on ur own to ask them to give it back for the first time and u were so happy and proud that u did it alone lol
9/5/2025: you asked me to write a song ab u cus u want to be famous
7/5/2025: you brought a halloween basket out as ur bag which was rly funny, then u were chewing on an eyeball candy that was hella dry for 20 minutes and that shit was so funny
29/4/2025: we were trying out takis really hot ones, and dad was about to eat it when you started to beg him not to because it was strong and his throat would hurt, and you started to sob so he chose not to. then mom asked why you didnt care about her not eating something strong and you yelled that she wasn't old but he was lmfaooooo
26/4/2025: you said ur fave clubs are fck and chelsea.... AND you smashed your big head into my eye
18/4/2025: it's our brother's birthday and u took some jellybeans cus they were meant to be good, but our brothers put in the ones from bean boozled and u ate a bad one and cried. then u came back and ate another one for some reason, and that one also tasted terrible... u kept crying, was so funny
17/4/2025: you lost a bet on wii football with our brothers and u had to eat a jellybean, pear or booger, and u got booger and criiiied. u said u lost cus the tv was broken
14/4/2025: you actually seriously suck at math.
11/4/2025: you came and asked to look at my makeup today, you were so shy and talking with ur baby voice which u do when u want to be cute and get permission, aaand i let u play w my makeup. later: lol, u came to me and asked why its day on rainbow beach (some place in australia) and i told u about timezones and u went :O hahahah
10/4/2025: i gave you a drawing that i made of you today, you had asked me to make one mooonths ago cus u saw a drawing i'd made for our brothers when i was 11 or smth. anyways, mom and dad rly loved it, you were really shy so idk if you liked it or not.... but i think you do :p
5/4/2025: you went out w our brothers to buy snacks and bunch of pokemon cards, and ure upset cus H pulled an expensive card and u didnt get it.
22/3/2025: our brother discovered where you were hiding full on chips bags, pringles, chocolates and everything and it was so funny and you started crying - not cus you felt bad or thought we were mad, but because your 2nd hiding spot had been found lmfao
16/3/2025: GOSH you're SUCH A FUCKING BRAT TODAY!!!!!!! i told u to clean ur table and u didnt want to and then i asked you where your pet insects were, which btw are hella gross but its cute that u like them, guess what.... you took them out of their box - appropriate for insects cus there are holes for them to breathe - and then u put them in ur top model box without access to light or air, and decorated it with plastic furniture. and i told u they cant be there cus they'll die from lack of air and they'll be sad from the dark, and u got mad, and i gave u an ultimatum of putting them back in their previous box or outside. you then put them in their old box, but apparently you had put soap and water in it to clean it and u forgot and accidentally drowned them... you told me you let them go outside after they got wet and you were sobbing :( but me and mom think theyre alive since insects dont die that easily from soap and water
15/3/2025: you're SO annoying rn, we were playing with fimo clay and it was too dry and u were annoyed that mine was better than yours (and what i was making was for you and you knew), i kept telling you how to use the clay but you wasted like half of it cus you couldn't finish any of your projects. and you got rly upset cus you have never held a baby b4
11/3/2025: you wanted a miniature kitchen for 300 dollars so you could cook and i told you no and you started to cry.